I'm in no hurry. I know where he's going, so it should only be a matter of time.
So, since I find myself in need of some stimulation, it's time for another interview!
Here's the first, so as to avoid repetition
Do you want me to tell you that I was born to a small Dutch-American family, where my father abused me for many years until I killed him? And that this lead me to my current life of violent crime, a life I was tragically never born to, but doomed to live?
Want it all you may, that doesn't make it true.
If you actually have intelligent questions to ask, now's the time to really get to know me.